Lionel's take on the Christmas favorite "Sleigh Ride."
lyrics
Just hear those full balls jingling,
Ring-ting-tingling too,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you,
Inside the semen’s falling
And friends are calling, "Yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's look at the show,
That guys in the corner getting blown
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
It's grand, just my dick in your hand,
We're cumming along with a song
Of a jizz-filled fairie land.
My cheeks are nice and rosy,
And comfy cozy is he,
They’re snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather would be,
Let's take the cocks before us,
And sing a chorus or two,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you.
There's a fetish party
At the home of Daddy Gray,
It'll be the perfect ending of a perfect day,
There’ll be bondage and lace
And a safety word that means “Hey, stop!”
At the dungeon where we’ll watch
The riding crops pop; Pop! Pop! Pop!
There's a happy feeling
Nothing in the world can buy,
When they pass around the sitophiliac
and the pumpkin pie,
He gets off on you mashing food on him
like a potato covered in chives,
These wonderful things are the things
We remember all through our lives!
Just hear those full balls jingling,
Ring-ting-tingling too,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you,
Inside the semen’s falling
And friends are calling, "Yoo hoo",
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Let's go, let's look at the show,
That guys in the corner getting blown
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
It's grand, just my dick in your hand,
We're cumming along with a song
Of a jizz-filled fairie land.
My cheeks are nice and rosy,
And comfy cozy is he,
They’re snuggled up together
Like two birds of a feather would be,
Let's take the cocks before us,
And sing a chorus or two,
Come on, it's lovely weather
For a cum ride together with you.
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Giddy yap, giddy yap, giddy yap,
Whoa!
credits
from A Very Lionel Cocksmas,
released December 24, 2014
Performed by Lionel Gaiman
Lyrics by Katherine Alyse Morgan
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